June 2012
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Has "Only Lovers Left Alive" started shooting yet?...
It has. He is. I have never in my life wanted to run off to Detroit so badly. Or even go there, really. I say, road trip.
Prada goes steampunk with Gary Oldman, Jamie Bell,... →
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snopes.com: Rape Victim Lured by Child →
STOP POSTING THIS.
It is not true. Help little kids. Ya Dingus.
For your health.
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When we're not podcasting or writing, we're...
Brenda: As much as I like seeing men with their shirts off, I kind of feel bad for Ryan Reynolds that the response to his completely being mis-cast as Highlander is "BOOO JUST SHOW US YER TITS." I mean, he is capable of acting and stuff, too.
Francene: Yeah, but I have a hard time getting over Green Lantern.
Laura: He could be a good action hero, in the early Bruce Willis mold. He just has yet to make an action movie that is remotely suited to him as an actor. But now I'm afraid that someone, somewhere will read this post and cast him in a remake of Die Hard.
Brenda: I don't think Bruce Willis will allow that. He will walk to the set and stand on completely the wrong mark and then just grunt at people, or threaten to perform his blues record.
Laura: Is this the plus side of him continuing to make awful and unnecessary Die Hard movies?
Brenda: We haven't even seen the next sequel, it could be JUST as good as Die Hard 2. Or, it's an odd numbered Die Hard, right? It follows Star Trek rules with the sequels. Or, opposite Star Trek rules? Wrath of Khan was II, right. Time for pizza.
Sondra: I don't need me no more Die Hard unless they resurrect Alan Rickman.
Laura: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure the rule of Die Hard films is awesome British actor as villain, and I don't even know if this sequel has a villain.
Brenda: It would be an amazing surprise if Taken 2 was really just Die Hard 5.
Sondra: Haven't you heard? I'm starring in Taken 9. I'm Liam Neeson's third cousin twice removed who gets kidnapped.
Brenda: ...but according to imdb, Picard is the villain. I just made that Star Trek / Die Hard crossover happen WITH MY MIND POWERS.
Laura: Picard is the villain in Die Hard 5 or Taken 2? I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!
Mike: He was the best actor on Fifteen! Well, except for Brooke. She knew how to play a bitch.
Laura: Mike totally reminded me that Ryan Reynolds is Canadian, which is probably why the whole action hero thing isn't working for him.
Brenda: Hahaha, I was like "OH MY GOD PATRICK STEWART GUEST STARRED ON FIFTEEN?!?"
Mike: Yes. Matt hallucinated him during his three episodes as an alcoholic. That is one of my life aims now, to crash Ryan Reynolds discussions with mentions of Fifteen, the best worst teen soap opera ever.
Wow, these people are so awesome! These chicks are the funniest!
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